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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:10
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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What is something you'd rate 10/10?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Dinosaurs Had More Than Just Teeth—They Had Cancer, and It’s Changing Everything - The Daily Galaxy
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Nuclear rocket engine for Moon and Mars - European Space Agency
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Galaxy Watch could automatically lock your phone when it's left behind - SamMobile
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
No way
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures a Stunning New View of the Sombrero Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!